Today’s Oracle takes us to the Capricorn weekly of April 1, 2006
As a Capricorn, you probably find it perfectly outrageous that organic tofu costs as much as filet mignon. Yes, it’s true, there used to be a time when one of the benefits of being a vegetarian was that you could save a few quid every week. Meat used to be expensive, but as part of the corporate conspiracy that I’m only going to mention here in Planet Waves, it’s subsidized by the government, and they try to force everyone to eat it against their will. And now with a simple plate of rice and lentils costing as much as rack of lamb or crown roast of pork, you will have to apply your superior reasoning and find other rationales for not eating flesh. How about: all the astrology books say you’re the sign that lives the longest. But what they don’t say is that you’ll age a heck of a lot better if you stick to nuts, berries and watermelon steaks. For some sound business advice about investing in bean sprouts, call me personally at 0900-000-0000.
(The Daily Oracle is a random selection from one of 10,000 Eric Francis horoscopes. New horoscopes by Eric are published weekly plus twice a month in Planet Waves Astrology News and Planet Waves Light. The Oracle itself is a divination tool available to subscribers to either of these services.)