Today’s Oracle takes us to the Libra weekly of April 30, 1999
In the simultaneous quest for sex, and its peculiar counterpart, security, men and women can play evil games with one another, and my suggestion for you this month is to become an expert at this aspect of sociology. Consider how so many men find it necessary to shrink themselves down to neutered imps in the presence of women, trying to convince them they’re not like all the other guys, who just want sex. And consider the sinister games so many women play: how many times have you offered (or made available) sex just because you wanted sex, and not for ten other unspoken reasons? Has anyone told you that it is possible to escape from this hell? Do it for yourself, but I guarantee, it will help everyone around you.
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…by which i mean this Libra thinks what you wrote stands the test of time.
in 1999 i was 14. But my 26 (in 8 days self) thinks this is quite good.
Failed in her obligation to train her man to provide home depot projects in return for sex. Never occurred to her to hold out for anything in particular for sex. She is a failure as a man trainer.
Legal and everything…
I was 18 in 1999…
That was me writing in 1999! Well, that’s not so long ago…
A-FUCKING-MEN
hahaha no pun intended. ahahahahahaha.