Today’s Oracle takes us to the Libra monthly of Feb. 5, 2007
How many sex scenes can you fit into the novel of your life? Are you worried about writing an exciting book, or about what your editor will think? What about your mother? What if she saw you like that? What if your most far-out fantasies were broadcast onto cable television? If you ask me, that would be too good to be true. It may even be true.
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And for once :::gasp!:::: Sex is not in the forefront of my mind today. My issues with my Dad, my Grandmother and all that time I am having to spend on him are. I am at my wit’s end right now with disgust and frustration. Oh and I am very much sated after three days of sex with Dave; that may be part of it as well. :::grin:::
Oh, great, my ex just informed me that they were not actually fucking. They need water to do that, they are amphibians. Evidently, he usually jumps on her and holds on for dear life until she releases eggs and THEN he gets to do his part. BTW, females are much larger than the males. [Didn’t we learn all that in 2nd grade?]
The explanation could be that he was just confused, latched onto her on the concrete. She ended up on her back unable to move, hence the squirming all over the place. Pretty exciting to view though! Gave me a kick!
I am sure there is more to this humorous story….I was relieved that they were not baked in the sun today. She did prevail and got him off her.
Yeah, gwind, as Heron told me on Weds: “Humans. Always with the ‘only.'”
Humanity’s immersion in written language (yeah, Half, Derrida rolled out this idea, but Abrams perfected it) has given us such a pinhole view of our creatural brethren. Glad to see you got to bust the veil!
BWAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!!! yes, half, this oracle is just too perfect today. 🙂
or perhaps i should say, “toady?”
gwind — what a luck catch!
seems everyone’s on a roll – warts and all.
‘Ericle’ – lol Half!!
geewind – GREAT story!
Shebear – a needed chuckle 🙂
xo!
What a delightful story gwind! Did either of them light up for a smoke after? Nah, I’m sure they’re probably very health conscious toadies!
I’m wondering if there’s any way we could ask them today’s “Ericle” (very funny, Half!) Which Republican would lead the charge to have the cable network shut down if the toadalicious sex scene were broadcast.
Newt, perhaps?
this is a funny one
half, I just calls em like I sees em and I do sees em
When I walked the dog last night, we both were drawn to strange movement under one of the flood lights in the driveway. First, I thought it was an injured bat, but as I moved closer I discovered it was two toads fucking! What made it especially fun was that they were in a missionary position; she was on the bottom, legs flailing!
Not wanting to disturb their moment, I finished walking the dog, took him in, told my partner to come see and upon our return, they were still enjoying their time under the spotlight. We kept our distance but within range enough to see them rolling around one moment, completely quiet the next. What a moment to capture. I had no idea that toads could mate that way.
Oh Ericle, you DO make me smile with your topical randomness!