Today’s Oracle takes us to the Aquarius monthly of Nov. 7, 2005
Don’t freak out; the walls are not closing in, and the smell of scorched pancakes from the next apartment is not the building going up in flames. Not yet, anyway. You’re perfectly safe, but the thing is, you may not feel that way. In fact, you may experience the slightest transgression on your space as an all-out assault. You simply must chill out, spend some time alone, and remember that alcohol and cigarettes are not a good substitute for fresh air and trees. Loud music will help, like the new Nine Inch Nails played just loud enough to induce temporary deafness.
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