Today’s Oracle takes us back to the Pisces monthly of October 10, 2005
If you haven’t got laid or propositioned since junior year, you’re in for a good time the next few weeks. In fact, you may be brewing some kind of odd plan to get married. But I suggest you settle for good sex, deep commitment, excellent cooking and someone to help you redecorate your office. You will find this to be more than shocking enough.
(The Daily Oracle is a random selection from one of 10,000 Eric Francis horoscopes. New horoscopes by Eric are published weekly plus twice a month in Planet Waves Astrology News and Planet Waves Light. The Oracle itself is a divination tool available to subscribers to either of these services.)