Hitler HAD only got one ball

Editor’s Note: The following article was originally published in The Sun, but we felt the information was important enough to call to your attention. –Rachel Asher

Hitler's singular testicle has finally been confirmed.
It has now been confirmed that Hitler only had one testicle.

AN EXTRAORDINARY account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball.

War veteran Johan Jambor made the revelation to a priest in the 1960s, who wrote it down.

The priest’s document has now come to light – 23 years after Johan’s death.

The war tyrant’s medical condition has been mocked for years in a British song.

The lyrics are: “Hitler has only got one ball, the other is in the Albert Hall. His mother, the dirty b****r, cut it off when he was small.’

Until now there has never been complete proof Hitler was monorchic – the medical term for having one testicle.

But the document tells how Johan saw the proof with his own eyes. In the account, he relives the horror of serving as an army medic in World War I.

He died aged 94 in 1985, but had told his secret to priest Franciszek Pawlar, who kept a note of their conversation.

Johan’s friend Blassius Hanczuch confirmed the priest’s account of how the medic saved Hitler’s life. He said: “In 1916 they had their hardest fight in the Battle of the Somme.

“For several hours, Johan and his friends picked up injured soldiers. He remembers Hitler.

“They called him the �Screamer’. He was very noisy. Hitler was screaming �help, help’.

“His abdomen and legs were all in blood. Hitler was injured in the abdomen and lost one testicle. His first question to the doctor was: �Will I be able to have children?’.”

Blassius said that when the Nazis swept to power Johan began to suffer nightmares and blame himself for saving Hitler.

Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy. Some historians dismissed the “one ball” song as propaganda. But an alleged Soviet autopsy on Hitler backed it up.

Records show Hitler did suffer a groin injury in the Somme.

It is the first time an interview with anyone who treated Hitler during WWI has come to light.

Dr Martin Farr, senior lecturer at Newcastle University School of Historical Studies, said last night: “This genuinely new twist is fascinating.”

1 thought on “Hitler HAD only got one ball”

  1. Here’s the version we used to sing when we were little (I didn’t know any better, honest):-

    Suck in a whole load of air to the bottom of your belly and in your best operatic voice (and to the tune of Coloner Bogey), march around the living room singing…

    Hitler has only got one ball,
    Goering has two but very small,
    Himmler has something similar,
    but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all…

    It’s a great tension release I find. Go on, I dare you – ‘specially with all this funny atmosphere floating around at the moment

    Love.

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