“Apropos of nothing, the president approached me one day and said, ‘Think about it: There is a button 3 feet away from me, that I, a human being, could press and virtually end the human race. Tell me you wouldn’t be slightly tempted to push it,'” Sen. Kent Conrad (D-ND) said. “Then the president said he often wondered if the exploding bombs would look like a movie in which dozens and dozens of mushroom clouds rise from Earth and can be seen from outer space.”

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