Astrology Today: The Oracle for Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Today’s Oracle takes us back to the Gemini monthly of September 1, 1999

If you are not getting the sex you want, stop making such a ritual about it. Obstacles we throw into the way include the acrobatic gyrations we put one another through in a kind of breakneck mating dance, as well as the belief in romantic love, not to mention eternal love, and not to mention an idea lingering in the back of our minds, endorsed by the Pope, that sex has negative spiritual consequences of some kind. The New Age’s answer to this is “sacred sex,” what you might call Kosher Copulation, and that’s a concept best left in the hands of a Robin Williams or a Steve Martin. The only correct prayer before sex is, “Shall we undress?” and the only proper people are those who are certified hot and friendly, not Holy. This and nothing else is sexual healing.

(The Daily Oracle is a random selection from one of 10,000 Eric Francis horoscopes. New horoscopes by Eric are published weekly plus twice a month in Planet Waves Astrology News and Planet Waves Light. The Oracle itself is a divination tool available to subscribers to either of these services.)