Astrology Today: The Oracle for Saturday, Nov. 7, 2009

Today’s Oracle takes us to the Gemini weekly of April 23, 1999

The Oracle.

You a writer? I’m a writer. You know that phenomenon where you write brilliant stuff, and then some people think it’s pure bullshit? And it’s like, you get to the point where it does not even matter! Jack Smart from Media Inc. can think what he wants, and his assistant can pretend you don’t even exist. But it doesn’t fucking matter! But the question is why. Why am I suddenly so confident? Maybe it’s a sign that I am losing my mind to a kind of megalomaniacal narcissistic euphoria, and any moment the Reality Police will parachute in from Seattle and announce that Macintoshes are now illegal… what? What am I saying? Forget paranoia for a second. This is life. This is real. The moment is here. The FedEx arrived…

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4 thoughts on “Astrology Today: The Oracle for Saturday, Nov. 7, 2009”

  1. Representatives voting . . .healthcare reform . . .a bill will be passed. Today at 2:45 PM DC time. Betcha!

    Uranus would be on the asc and Pluto on the MH. Saturn would be on the U.S. Sibley chart MH as well as the Aries Point. The personal is indeed political.

    The Moon would trine Uranus and sextile the U.S. Sibley chart Neptune. There’s lots more but I love this one. . . . .

    Nessus (raising awareness in order to heal) would be on the U.S. Sibley chart ascendant. Three cheers for the red, white and blue; God Bless America; (sometimes) Proud to Be An American, Born in the USA. . . . . “This is real! The moment is here!”

    Screw the Reality Police!

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