Astrology Today: The Oracle for Thursday, May 28, 2009

Today’s Oracle takes us to the Leo monthly Feb. 13, 2006

After much careful consideration, you’re likely to reach the conclusion that your entire life so far has been leading to an orgasm you experience the morning of Feb. 28. Even if this is not true, you will at long last come to the conclusion that you are and always were free, despite all the flimsy evidence to the contrary.

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