Nuclear Energy Advocates Insist U.S. Reactors Completely Safe Unless Something Bad Happens
From Onion News Network WASHINGTON—Responding to the ongoing nuclear crisis in Japan, officials from the Nuclear Regulatory Commission sought Thursday to reassure nervous Americans that U.S. reactors were 100 percent safe and posed absolutely no threat to the public health as long as no unforeseeable system failure or sudden accident were to occur. “With the … Read more