Planet Waves Flashback
SO perhaps it will comfort nobody to hear this, but when I was but a tadpole in the spiritual training pond known as Miracle Manor, most people would talk openly about a “tribulation period.” This was held by my fellow future amphibians to be an anticipated timeframe of life on Earth characterized by intense and life-changing developments, including environmental changes which were generally sorted in with the general term “Earth changes.” There was the continuous suggestion that it would really be good to know how to swim.
There was no proof that this was coming, and the traditional basis for the prediction was probably Edgar Cayce: but it seemed to be coming into consciousness through a few different sources. I never really had an opinion on the issue, nor did it concern me that much, except that for a while I worked on a parody of a future newspaper which you could read from the front or the back, depending on your point of view. From the front, it was the New Age News. From the back, it was The Tribulation Tribune, also known as the Trib Trib.
Ah that’s right, it was David Crismond, our resident doctoral student and approximate equivalent to the Professor on Gilligan’s Island, who would refer to it casually as The Trib. That is, he would call the forthcoming Tribulation Period or Tribulation Phase The Trib, like he was on a first name basis with it. He was a disciple of Hilda’s, and it would not surprise me if they talked about it seriously.