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10 thoughts on “Look what you can pay for”

  1. Truly one of the more brilliant and imaginative pieces I have read in a long time…..and truly fun!!
    xoxoxoxox

  2. I had lots of great laughs reading this, guys. Very clever. Really well done.

    One of my favourite scenarios was learning about Tracy Delaney who after figuring “the calculations for the extremely rare lunar retrograde this week, she went through three quarts of vodka, eight pots of coffee, two laptops and a box of stress balls.

    “It was ugly, and it took a while” she said, brushing her hair out of her face, “but I sodding figured it out.”

    *Sodding* right girl, heh!

  3. One of the best releasing/releaving moments I’ve had in a week! In deepest appreciation for all the hard work….and the belly laugh!

    Love~

  4. clinkjet — glad you enjoyed it! i had to write that bit out & then type in reverse order. it’s hard! 🙂

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