How gay is that?

At the pizzeria below my studio, sports is on nearly all the time — baseball and football when in season, and especially pro wrestling. Every time I walk in and watch for five minutes, it’s the gayest thing I’ve seen since the Village People. Now, CBS wants to ban an ad for a gay dating service from the Superbowl. My analysis: they can taunt and tease latent gay desires and the resulting psychological tension in millions of their male viewers by presenting what is basically gay male porn all over the sports networks…but when you actually bring up the issue of male dating, it’s ‘controversial’. How gay is that?