From Andy Borowitz

NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) – Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move “would leave us with 24 hours to fill.”

“Let’s not underestimate the giant hole this would create,” said spokesperson Carol Foyler. “Fox without violent rhetoric would be like The Weather Channel without maps.”

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3 thoughts on “From Andy Borowitz”

  1. 32 years ago, I remember sitting in the Jack Tar Hotel and getting the ‘punchline’ from Werner Erhard after being locked up in the ballroom for 3 days doing the est training.

    It was very simple – integrity is ‘being your word’.

    Simply put – speak as though what comes out of your mouth matters.

    My god – what a world changer! Imagine if every word we spoke, we intended to be true and every promise we made, we kept or kept track of and renegotiated.

    Rupert Murdoch and his staff have so much to answer for and I hope that soon, each and every one of them will wake up to what they are causing with their words.

    We are so powerful and yet so ignorant. Bring on the awakening!

    From humid Sydney,

    Linda

  2. If FOX wants to use violent rhetoric, perhaps thay should also accept the legal responsibility that precedent has already assigned those in the role of enabler. That way they can go broke faster than the Roman Catholic Church.

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