Oct 02 2008
Nancy Pelosi, will you marry me?
Dear Friend and Reader,
I wish I was married to Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives.
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Nancy Pelosi and husband Paul, who is $99,000 richer than he was last year. (Gerald Herbert/AP)
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Then I could treat her really well and, in return, she could give me $99,000 from her political action committee. One sec, I’m just going to check if she believes in gay marriage.
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She does! (Check out Pelosi’s voting record here, she’s a liberal’s wet dream: no to defining marriage between a man and a woman, no to banning partial birth abortion, no on making the Patriot Act permanent, etc.)
Unfortunately, she’s taken, so Paul F. Pelosi has already capitalized by becoming treasurer of Nancy’s committee in 2007, and getting close to four times the previous treasurer for services rendered. Last year, she wanted to ban the practice of paying spouses with campaign funds.
I guess I’ll have to wait for another liberal, and semi-hypocritical, female politician to come along. Anyone know if Belinda Stronach is available?
Yours & truly,
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Chump change. Republicans are blaming her for the failure of the bailout bill … I thought her speak right on the money. Go Nancy.
What a cute couple! I hear she’s bi.
Eric:
You would be interested in what goes on in Bohemian Grove.
Can we talk about her hair? her suits? As Sam Bell (Daily Show) reported recently, we Vagina Americans enjoy the girl talk … the rest is too much for our lady brains.
She sounds fascinating. Do an interview. I’d love to read it. Good luck with your search.