The End of Evil (Parody Issue)

 

April 1, 2006

 

http://cainer.com/ericfrancis/apr1.html

 

Dear Readers:

 

Many of you have been asking what Wednesday's total eclipse of the Sun on the Aries Point really signified. I will tell you: the end of evil.

 

It will take a while, but this is the thing that will have started the whole process in motion. There is a lot we don't know about metaphysics, but it works out that the unmitigated optimism of the readers of Cainer.com is creating what is called a morphogenetic field that is making such a thing possible. No reality can manifest without a 'field' being created and all it takes is two people getting together and agreeing it's there. Then the more people agree it's there, the stronger it gets.

 

As this process goes on, the field becomes an ever-greater possibility and eventually, a stronger probability.

 

So there you have it -- my prediction. A little eclipse, a little faith, and voila, the end of all evil.

 

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