{"id":54881,"date":"2012-03-24T20:47:47","date_gmt":"2012-03-25T00:47:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=54881"},"modified":"2012-03-24T20:56:04","modified_gmt":"2012-03-25T00:56:04","slug":"cheney-heart-transplant-mercury-retrograde-astrology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/cheney-heart-transplant-mercury-retrograde-astrology\/","title":{"rendered":"Dick Cheney has Heart Transplant with Mercury Retrograde"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dick Cheney came through his heart transplant today, but he’s apparently still being advised by the same astrologer who helped him plan the war in Iraq. He had a new heart installed with Mercury retrograde.<\/p>\n

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Natal chart of Dick Cheney.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Some have suggested that Cheney’s original heart was also fitted during Mercury retrograde, however this is not true. Still, it failed five times in the past 35 years. A spokesman for his office said it was time to get a new one. The original did not get much in trade-in value — only a dollar. <\/p>\n

That didn’t do much to defray the costs of the approximately $1 million operation, which was funded by American taxpayers under Obamacare. A specially appointed Death Panel voted 5 to 4 Friday to approve the surgery. <\/p>\n

Mercury retrograde isn’t all that Cheney has to worry about — Mars is also retrograde, and it rules his 8th house, which addresses the nature and cause of death. Mars is currently retrograde in Cheney’s 1st house, and will station direct in about three weeks within one degree of his ascendant. This is suggesting he’s not quite out of the woods yet.<\/p>\n

Neptune is also a dominant planet for Cheney right now — it’s exactly on his 7th house, which suggests that medication could be as dangerous as recovering from the surgery itself. <\/p>\n

“But Nibiru is with him,” said His Highness Gich Vebvvbbvvvbv IV, a Langley, VA-based Reptilian astrologer who specializes in medical issues in humans and mixed-species entities.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Dick Cheney came through his heart transplant today, but he’s apparently still being advised by the same astrologer who helped him plan the war in Iraq. He had a new heart installed with Mercury retrograde. Some have suggested that Cheney’s original heart was also fitted during Mercury retrograde, however this is not true. Still, it … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54881"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54881"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54881\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54881"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54881"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54881"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}