{"id":54351,"date":"2012-03-12T15:00:25","date_gmt":"2012-03-12T19:00:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=54351"},"modified":"2012-03-12T12:43:50","modified_gmt":"2012-03-12T16:43:50","slug":"slowpoke-let-them-eat-slime","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/slowpoke-let-them-eat-slime\/","title":{"rendered":"Slowpoke: Let them eat slime"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_54352\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-54352\" style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Slowpoke-pinkslime.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Slowpoke-pinkslime.png?resize=600%2C646&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"Slowpoke -pinkslime\" width=\"600\" height=\"646\" class=\"size-full wp-image-54352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Slowpoke-pinkslime.png?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/03\/Slowpoke-pinkslime.png?resize=278%2C300&amp;ssl=1 278w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-54352\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">By Jen Sorensen.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":7221,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7221"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=54351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=54351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=54351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=54351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}