{"id":50687,"date":"2011-12-16T10:11:35","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T15:11:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=50687"},"modified":"2011-12-16T10:11:35","modified_gmt":"2011-12-16T15:11:35","slug":"but-doctor-can-you-at-least-make-the-itching-stop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/but-doctor-can-you-at-least-make-the-itching-stop\/","title":{"rendered":"But doctor, can you at least make the itching stop?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_50688\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-50688\" style=\"width: 590px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/im-afraid-you-have-humans.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/im-afraid-you-have-humans.jpg?resize=600%2C450&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" title=\"i&#039;m afraid you have humans\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"size-full wp-image-50688\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/im-afraid-you-have-humans.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/im-afraid-you-have-humans.jpg?resize=300%2C225&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-50688\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Posted by &#039;The secret of comedy is surprise&#039;. This has gone viral -- for obvious reasons.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":191,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50687"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/191"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50687"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50687\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}