{"id":50269,"date":"2011-12-07T14:05:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-07T19:05:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=50269"},"modified":"2011-12-07T14:27:23","modified_gmt":"2011-12-07T19:27:23","slug":"the-most-sensational-inspirational-celebrational-muppetnational","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/planet-waves-promo\/the-most-sensational-inspirational-celebrational-muppetnational\/","title":{"rendered":"Planet Waves: The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetnational horoscopes on the Internet."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mceTemp mceIEcenter\">\n<dl id=\"attachment_50272\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\" style=\"width: 610px;\">\n<dt class=\"wp-caption-dt\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetwaves.net\/store\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-50272   \" title=\"Stop by the Planet Waves Store to see the full range of written and audio astrology offerings.\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/promo_kermit21.jpg?resize=600%2C445&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Stop by the Planet Waves Store to see the full range of written and audio astrology offerings.\" width=\"600\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/promo_kermit21.jpg?w=600&amp;ssl=1 600w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/promo_kermit21.jpg?resize=300%2C222&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><\/dt>\n<dd class=\"wp-caption-dd\"><\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n<\/div>\n<p>Okay, Planet Waves horoscopes don&#8217;t actually feature the Muppets. But they&#8217;re still some of the best you&#8217;ll find.<\/p>\n<p>There are many ways to use Planet Waves horoscopes, written by Eric Francis, but only one way to read them: become a subscriber. You&#8217;re invited to <a href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/sales?product=1000\"><strong>try them out free for one month by clicking here<\/strong><\/a>. If you appreciate what they show you, continue subscribing for as long as you like. Subscriptions include horoscopes on Fridays and articles by Eric on Tuesdays and Fridays, plus access to full-issue archives and the Oracle divinatory tool. Stop by the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.planetwaves.net\/store\/\"><strong>Planet Waves Store<\/strong><\/a> to see the full range of written and audio astrology offerings.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, Planet Waves horoscopes don&#8217;t actually feature the Muppets. But they&#8217;re still some of the best you&#8217;ll find. There are many ways to use Planet Waves horoscopes, written by Eric Francis, but only one way to read them: become a subscriber. You&#8217;re invited to try them out free for one month by clicking here. If &#8230; <a title=\"Planet Waves: The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetnational horoscopes on the Internet.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/planet-waves-promo\/the-most-sensational-inspirational-celebrational-muppetnational\/\" aria-label=\"More on Planet Waves: The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, Muppetnational horoscopes on the Internet.\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7221,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50269"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7221"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50269\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}