{"id":42581,"date":"2011-08-12T13:15:30","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T17:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=42581"},"modified":"2011-08-12T13:16:13","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T17:16:13","slug":"the-onion-knows-whats-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/the-onion-knows-whats-up\/","title":{"rendered":"The Onion knows what&#8217;s up&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" frameborder=\"no\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video_embed\/?id=21006\"><\/iframe><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/social-security-reform-bill-encourages-americans-t,21006\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger\">Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger<\/a><br \/>\n<em><br \/>\nFor a special treat, watch it a second time with the sound off to read the ticker at the bottom of the screen. &#8211; amanda<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Social Security Reform Bill Encourages Americans To Live Faster, Die Younger For a special treat, watch it a second time with the sound off to read the ticker at the bottom of the screen. &#8211; amanda<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":191,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42581"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/191"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}