{"id":33069,"date":"2011-01-10T12:11:48","date_gmt":"2011-01-10T17:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=33069"},"modified":"2011-01-10T12:11:48","modified_gmt":"2011-01-10T17:11:48","slug":"from-andy-borowitz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/from-andy-borowitz\/","title":{"rendered":"From Andy Borowitz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) \u2013 Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move \u201cwould leave us with 24 hours to fill.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cLet\u2019s not underestimate the giant hole this would create,\u201d said spokesperson Carol Foyler.  \u201cFox without violent rhetoric would be like The Weather Channel without maps.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Read more at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.borowitzreport.com\/\">The Borowitz Report<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) \u2013 Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move \u201cwould leave us with 24 hours to fill.\u201d \u201cLet\u2019s not underestimate the giant hole this would create,\u201d said spokesperson Carol Foyler. \u201cFox without &#8230; <a title=\"From Andy Borowitz\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/from-andy-borowitz\/\" aria-label=\"More on From Andy Borowitz\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33069"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33069"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33069\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33069"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33069"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33069"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}