{"id":20627,"date":"2009-12-28T10:30:37","date_gmt":"2009-12-28T15:30:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=20627"},"modified":"2011-06-03T19:09:58","modified_gmt":"2011-06-03T23:09:58","slug":"astrology-christmas-terrorism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/astrology-christmas-terrorism\/","title":{"rendered":"The Underwear Bomber"},"content":{"rendered":"

“A fire in an airplane — not such a good thing.”<\/em>
\n— Jasper Schuringa<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Dear Aunt Sally
\nNow what do I say?
\nWell, thank you very much for the underwear
\nThere. Now what do I write?
\nI always love underwear<\/em>…
\n— Danny Kaye<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Okay so — what exactly was in the astrology chart of the Underwear Bomber incident on flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit? [Note, the time used in this article is one hour off. <\/strong>The correct chart appears in the comments area below, and we will revise the interpretations based on the new time. In essence, the new chart makes the same points more clearly. The old chart maintains some validity as the “original stated time.” However, this puts us on alert that there is a time issue. Let’s keep an eye on this, since the time seems to be slippery. I would appreciate if we could focus some discussion on refining the time, and also take a look at the takeoff chart from Amsterdam. Thank you and back to writing Cosmic Confidential<\/strong><\/a>.]<\/em><\/p>\n

Before we go there, I just want to point out that the Security Machine likes to make big moves after<\/em> something sort of happens. Remember the Shoe Bomber? Now for the rest of eternity we will have to take off our shoes going through airport security. I have always secretly wondered what would happen if somebody tried to sneak a bomb in a baby one day. Would we have to X-ray every baby?<\/p>\n

Now are we going to have to take off our shoes, coat and undies before we go through security? Will Victoria’s Secret be present at all airports to assist TSA employees?<\/p>\n

Why don’t they use the perfectly good security measures they already have, and that we already pay for? They’re telling us that Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab was on the terrorist watch list, and his dad reported him to the Feds, but he strolled through ticketing and security? Does anyone remember the time that Sen. Ted Kennedy, as recognizable as Bono, Bill Clinton or George Bush, was held up boarding the flight he took home regularly (as in, for decades)<\/em> because his name matched a suspected terrorist on the watch list?<\/p>\n

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab can get on an airplane with high explosives, but Sen. Kennedy was detained?<\/p>\n

Really? Shut the fuck up. I know Umar boarded in Amsterdam, where security officials step out for a few bong hits and a quick romp with a hooker during their ‘coffee’ breaks. Even the sniffer dogs get a little dognip as a treat, when they’re not playing Frisbee. But the watch list is supposed to be used by US airlines to track people coming into the United States. We can chalk this up to Mercury about to station retrograde in our chart; in the sign Capricorn — corporate and government officials not quite doing their bit. We can, that is, if we assume Mercury is always<\/em> retrograde in Capricorn.<\/p>\n

One funny thing about the chart is that a planet called Borasisi is rising in Pisces. This is a cool planet, named for a Kurt Vonnegut concept, from the religion Bokononism<\/a><\/strong>. “The foundation of Bokononism is that all religion, including Bokononism and all its texts, is formed entirely of lies; however, if you believe and adhere to these lies, you will at least have peace of mind, and perhaps live a good life,” says the Wiki entry on this scifi religion.<\/p>\n

Let’s take this chart from the top: Moon’s aspects, Sun’s aspects, and the 12th house ruler — the house of secret enemies.<\/p>\n

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1. The Moon is in Aries<\/strong>. It’s about to make a sextile to Nessus and a trine to retrograde Mars. Then it will square Mercury in Capricorn and the lunar nodes (representing a reversal of direction or a total reorientation of some kind). The whole situation seems to work out for the better. Just like the couple who crashed the party at the White House, this is revealing problems that we need to solve. Nessus is in the 12th, the Terrorist Bar and Grill (including the terrorist in your mind), and this opens the door to that secret haunt. Mercury retrograde in Capricorn is a review of government policy<\/em>. The retrograde is the review and the policy is Capricorn.<\/p>\n

2. The Sun is in Capricorn<\/strong>, having just made a conjunction to Pluto and about to make a square to Saturn. The real danger is over and there may have never been an actual danger. The Sun-Pluto conjunction is separating. If it were applying, that would be another story. However, the Sun is applying in a square to Saturn — that one is about to happen<\/em> (that’s what the word applying<\/em> means in astrology). Sun square Saturn is about discipline and focus. So we’ll certainly be seeing a bit more of that.<\/p>\n

3. The 12th house ruler is Saturn<\/strong>. This is because Aquarius is on the 12th cusp; and the ruler of the 12th is about the secret actor. Here is the twist in the chart: in yet another important terrorist chart, one ruling planet for the government (always Saturn first) is the same as the ruling planet for the perpetrator. (This was also true several different ways in the Sept. 11 chart.) I’m going to take a guess from this that the guy had some inside help (if only through negligence, though the precision of this aspect makes mere negligence seem unlikely). There are other factors in this chart suggesting the potential for an inside job, such as Jupiter, the ruler of the 10th house of government, in the 12th.<\/p>\n

Note how much there is in the 12th; all of it in Aquarius, the sign of groups and networks. Unfortunately, this does seem to be part of some kind of coordinated effort, and I suspect that a good bit of that hidden effort will be unraveled as a result of this mishap. When your suspect is dead, that’s not so good. When your suspect is alive, that’s helpful.<\/p>\n

It’s also helpful that all the passengers are alive, and that Jasper Schuringa will have a cool story for his grandkids. Thank God for miracles and remember, with all the billions and billions of dollars spent to make the world safer, Jasper paid for his ticket and helped out for free.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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