{"id":17697,"date":"2009-09-12T06:45:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-12T11:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=17697"},"modified":"2009-09-13T00:53:53","modified_gmt":"2009-09-13T05:53:53","slug":"reality-show-canceled-due-to-excess-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/reality-show-canceled-due-to-excess-reality\/","title":{"rendered":"Reality show canceled due to excess reality"},"content":{"rendered":"

By Carol Van Strum<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

IWW transmit, Lunar Observation Lab, February 29: <\/strong>The U.S. space program, funded by reality television advertising since early days of the Greater Depression, received a major setback today, when sponsors pulled the plug on its popular, star-studded \u0432\u0402\u045aLOL\u0432\u0402\u045c series.\u0412\u00a0 Advertisers\u0432\u0402\u2122 outrage was reportedly triggered by footage of Normandy Spears, the program\u0432\u0402\u2122s First Granddaughter, bursting the seams of a canine space suit. The last words of the show, bleeped out on public airwaves, were Ms. Spears wailing, \u0432\u0402\u045aBut it was made for a damn bitch, it\u0432\u0402\u2122s fucking got to fit me!\u0432\u0402\u045c<\/p>\n

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Another victim of the cancellation is the Department of Defense lunar headquarters, which was also funded by advertising revenue from the reality show as well as from controversial laser billboards flashed across the moon\u0432\u0402\u2122s surface nightly.\u0412\u00a0 Defense contractors are at a loss, literally.\u0412\u00a0 The collapse of the DoD\u0432\u0402\u2122s Lunar Observation Laboratory will cost nearly three times as much to fix as it cost to build.\u0412\u00a0 Cosmonauts and stellar soldiers alike have been working around the clock to fix breaks and leaks in the airtight buildings that comprise the military complex, known popularly as LOL since its long-suppressed military purpose became known.<\/p>\n

According to documents filed in ongoing litigation between the government and its contractors, the U.S. Space Construction and Command Center (USSCCC, commonly known as \u0432\u0402\u045aU-Suck\u0432\u0402\u045c) subcontracted with Keefer Enterprises for all maintenance and repair as well as more than half the original construction of the complex.\u0412\u00a0\u0412\u00a0 The subcontract was issued on a no-bid basis despite strict congressional and executive prohibitions against such practices. \u0432\u0402\u045aThis is a horrifying example of precisely the kind of thing our open-bid laws were designed to prevent,\u0432\u0402\u045c says former U.S. Senator Bradley Walpole, speaking in voice-over against images of collapsing tunnels and frantic scientists in the chaotic final scenes before the show was abruptly blacked out.<\/p>\n

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Keefer Enterprises, a high profit, low profile company, built a marketing empire on rejected goods during the second millennium A.D., repackaging flawed merchandise and outdated or contaminated foodstuffs for the worldwide prison market.\u0412\u00a0 The company\u0432\u0402\u2122s notoriety briefly spiked into public view with the deadly peanut butter scandal of 2008 in which thousands of prison inmates and two school children died.\u0412\u00a0 Once the limelight of that episode faded, Keefer continued to grow, eventually controlling more than ninety percent of the world\u0432\u0402\u2122s metastasizing prisons.<\/p>\n

As prison industries flourished, Keefer expanded into prison construction based on the same profitable use of discarded and rejected materials.\u0412\u00a0 Inevitably, however, inmates of Keefer-built prisons discovered their many construction flaws and began escaping en masse, as seen in the popular TV series \u0432\u0402\u045aInside-Outside.\u0432\u0402\u045c\u0412\u00a0 Subsequently, Keefer\u0432\u0402\u2122s collapsing business empire, a long-term beneficiary of the Corporate Welfare Act of 2010, revived overnight with its sudden aquisition of defense contracts for space construction and maintenance.<\/p>\n

How USSCCC hired the company without adequate vetting is the subject of eight different government investigations.\u0412\u00a0 Bidding for broadcasts of Senate investigative hearings, scheduled to replace LOL reality programming, is reported to be intense.\u0412\u00a0 Meanwhile, 375 scientists, cosmonauts, stellar soldiers, and celebrity space cadets have been crowded into a small, non-Keefer-built section of the lunar complex, where fighting briefly broke out over the only functional space suits, which were made for livestock and not manufactured by Keefer.
\n\u0432\u0402\u045aIt\u0432\u0402\u2122s a little big, but better than a duck,\u0432\u0402\u045c an engineer reported to ground control from the depths of a horse suit.\u0412\u00a0 \u0432\u0402\u045aAnd no, we\u0432\u0402\u2122re not taking them from the animals.\u0412\u00a0 The Ark ship for bringing the livestock was Keefer-built and never got off the ground.\u0432\u0402\u045c<\/p>\n

The Defense Department, working with NASA, has launched rescue carriers bearing sponsors\u0432\u0402\u2122 logos and emergency supplies.\u0412\u00a0 How many of the rescue ships are Keefer-built is not known, as such information is protected under national security and trade secrecy laws.<\/p>\n

Investigative Wordsmiths Worldwide (IWW) is the planet\u0432\u0402\u2122s last independent text-based news service.\u0412\u00a0 Funded solely by a dwindling population of readers, IWW needs every dime you can spare.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

By Carol Van Strum IWW transmit, Lunar Observation Lab, February 29: The U.S. space program, funded by reality television advertising since early days of the Greater Depression, received a major setback today, when sponsors pulled the plug on its popular, star-studded \u0432\u0402\u045aLOL\u0432\u0402\u045c series.\u0412\u00a0 Advertisers\u0432\u0402\u2122 outrage was reportedly triggered by footage of Normandy Spears, the program\u0432\u0402\u2122s … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17697"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17697"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17697\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17697"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17697"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17697"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}