{"id":17624,"date":"2009-09-03T14:00:23","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T19:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=17624"},"modified":"2010-04-12T16:04:05","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T21:04:05","slug":"trying-on-new-hats","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/trying-on-new-hats\/","title":{"rendered":"Trying on New Hats"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Wavers!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s me, Chelsea Bottinelli, the business manager of Planet Waves.  While Eric is away at <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.burningman.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Burning Man<\/a><\/strong>, I&#8217;m putting on a few of the hats that are  usually reserved for his capable, fishy head. Who knows, if I do a really good  job, Eric just may buy me a new hat that I can parade around my home office in,  like <strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.zazzle.com\/worlds_greatest_marketing_manager_embroidered_hat-233182099713319349\" target=\"_blank\">this one<\/a><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_17625\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17625\" style=\"width: 229px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/eli-mama-ball.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-full wp-image-17625   \" title=\"Business Manager Chelsea Bottinelli with her son, Eli the Magnificent.\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/eli-mama-ball.jpg?resize=239%2C227&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"Business Manager Chelsea Bottinelli with her son, Eli the Magnificent.\" width=\"239\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/eli-mama-ball.jpg?w=631&amp;ssl=1 631w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/eli-mama-ball.jpg?resize=300%2C285&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 239px) 100vw, 239px\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-17625\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Business Manager Chelsea Bottinelli with her son, Eli the Magnificent.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>We  have a new report that just came out covering everything you need to know to  move through the upcoming Mercury Retrograde productively. This is Eric&#8217;s <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/sales?pw_product=62\">most  comprehensive report on Mercury retrograde<\/a><\/strong> to date.<\/p>\n<p>For all of you  folks who haven&#8217;t tried out any of our paid reports or subscription services,  this is a great way to get a taste of what our subscribers rave about. No  commitment, just a one-time report that will help you navigate through  September\u0432\u0402\u2122s retrograde at a very affordable price.<\/p>\n<p>To order now and  help me claim my title of &#8220;world&#8217;s greatest marketing manager&#8221;, <a href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/sales?pw_product=62\"><strong>click here<\/strong><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>With Love and Gratitude (and some sweet Eli kisses for  good measure),<\/p>\n<p><strong><img loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.planetwavesweekly.com\/resources\/images\/c_sign.jpg?resize=96%2C45&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" vspace=\"8\" width=\"96\" height=\"45\" data-recalc-dims=\"1\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hello Wavers! It&#8217;s me, Chelsea Bottinelli, the business manager of Planet Waves. While Eric is away at Burning Man, I&#8217;m putting on a few of the hats that are usually reserved for his capable, fishy head. Who knows, if I do a really good job, Eric just may buy me a new hat that I &#8230; <a title=\"Trying on New Hats\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/daily-astrology\/trying-on-new-hats\/\" aria-label=\"More on Trying on New Hats\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":443,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[284],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17624"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/443"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=17624"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/17624\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=17624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=17624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=17624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}