{"id":1302,"date":"2008-08-29T18:17:04","date_gmt":"2008-08-29T23:17:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/?p=1302"},"modified":"2008-08-30T13:13:19","modified_gmt":"2008-08-30T18:13:19","slug":"sarah_paliin_republican_astrology","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/astrology-eric-francis\/sarah_paliin_republican_astrology\/","title":{"rendered":"And she can shoot: Sarah Palin joins the Poopie Party"},"content":{"rendered":"

Speaking of the Beatles<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n

Dear Friend and Reader…<\/p>\n

(comments on this article are accumulating below)<\/em><\/p>\n

Are they serious? She’s been governor of Alaska less than two years and they’re putting her on the presidential ticket with a 69-year-old guy with cancer? Alaska? I mean, it’s a great state. It’s just that you preside over more bears than you do people. So much for the theory that Barack Obama is under-experienced. At least he represents Chicago.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n
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Who? Me? Sarah Palin.<\/em><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n

For those concerned about gun-toting vice presidents, at least she’s in the NRA. For those concerned with the ratings, the results are in: most guys would do her. For those pondering over astrology, here is your report. Note, we don’t have her birth time, so I’m using a noon chart. (In the absence of birth time, most astrologers use a chart set for sunrise for a non-famous individual, and a noon chart for someone who is in the public spotlight.)<\/p>\n

Palin is an Aquarius, which would make her either super duper groovy or someone who wants to sign up for the FBI Academy.<\/p>\n

She arrived in the United States four days after the Beatles did (they came to New York City, she came to Iowa) during that eventful Aquarius season of 1964 — the year of the Green Dragon. We now have our first politician on the national scene who was born with the Uranus-Pluto conjunction in Virgo, going at full throttle. I know these people; I am one of them. We make fabulous revolutionaries and perfectly good Nazis. We believe in “service” but that is a matter of who you serve. No matter who they are, there is a touch of revolutionary in their hearts.<\/p>\n

Palin has the perfect chart for a conservative<\/strong><\/a>, with Mars and the Sun conjunct Saturn. Why is this perfect? Well, because she’s driving with the emergency brake on. Saturn makes the perfect air-tight container for the vital force implied by Mars and the Sun. She really, really, really wants to be free. But it’s like she’s trying to do ballet in a snow suit, in August.<\/p>\n

We don’t know her Moon, because it’s so early in Aquarius that were she born before 8 am, it would be in Capricorn. I would need to leaf through her sketch book and inspect her liquor closet and\/or her stash box to determine what sign her Moon is in. Anyway, she has enough Aquarius to be serious, smart and hard boiled. I would not be surprised if she’s still a virgin, but then she is born the year of the Dragon. Oh, and she has five kids. So it’s somewhat unlikely.<\/p>\n

Wait a sec. If her Moon is in Cap (it would be late in the sign) that aligns her with many of the greats, such as Lincoln and Hitler and Washington and I Love Lucy, who all had this Moon. Mark Lerner writes in and mentions that McCain himself has a Cap Moon in the neighborhood, and the USA Pluto is hanging around the last degrees of Capricorn as well. This is a little reminder to mention that the United States is now entering its Pluto return.<\/p>\n

The lady’s Venus is in Aries, in a little cluster with Eris and Jupiter. Venus in Aries people are special. Or at least they think so. Jupiter in Aries people are lucky and this helps her feel extra-special.<\/p>\n

She has the Sun and Mars square Neptune. Not only is she very likely one who may lie casually, she is the kind of risk taker whose finger you would not want to have anywhere near the Button.<\/p>\n

You know, the nuclear button.<\/p>\n

I have nothing more to say, except that I miss Geraldine Ferraro<\/strong><\/a>. No wait, now she’s a Fox News commentator. Well, we all gotta eat.<\/p>\n

Catch you later with Saturday’s Oracle.<\/p>\n

Yours & truly,<\/p>\n

\"Eric<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

For those concerned about gun-toting vice presidents, at least she’s in the NRA. For those concerned with the ratings, the results are in: most guys would do her. For those concerned about astrology, here is your report. Note, we don’t have her birth time, so I’m using a noon chart. (In the absence of birth time, most astrologers use a chart set for sunrise for a non-famous individual, and a noon chart for someone who is in the public spotlight.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"generate_page_header":""},"categories":[13,111],"tags":[36,52,35,99,143],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/planetwaves.net\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}