Oct 02 2008

Nancy Pelosi, will you marry me?

Published by at 2:00 am under by Rachel Asher |

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Dear Friend and Reader,

I wish I was married to Nancy Pelosi, the speaker of the House of Representatives.

Then I could treat her really well and, in return, she could give me $99,000 from her political action committee. One sec, I’m just going to check if she believes in gay marriage.

…

She does! (Check out Pelosi’s voting record here, she’s a liberal’s wet dream: no to defining marriage between a man and a woman, no to banning partial birth abortion, no on making the Patriot Act permanent, etc.)

Unfortunately, she’s taken, so Paul F. Pelosi has already capitalized by becoming treasurer of Nancy’s committee in 2007, and getting close to four timesВ the previous treasurer for services rendered.В Last year, she wanted to ban the practice of paying spouses with campaign funds.

I guess I’ll have to wait for another liberal, and semi-hypocritical, female politician to come along. Anyone know ifВ Belinda StronachВ is available?

Yours & truly,

Rachel Asher

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5 responses so far

5 Responses to “Nancy Pelosi, will you marry me?”

  1. # victoriaon 02 Oct 2008 at 10:45 am

    She sounds fascinating. Do an interview. I’d love to read it. Good luck with your search.

  2. # marymackon 02 Oct 2008 at 7:32 am

    Can we talk about her hair? her suits? As Sam Bell (Daily Show) reported recently, we Vagina Americans enjoy the girl talk … the rest is too much for our lady brains. :)

  3. # Fe Bongolanon 01 Oct 2008 at 9:31 pm

    Eric:

    You would be interested in what goes on in Bohemian Grove.

  4. # Eric Francison 01 Oct 2008 at 5:36 pm

    What a cute couple! I hear she’s bi.

  5. # marymackon 01 Oct 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Chump change. Republicans are blaming her for the failure of the bailout bill … I thought her speak right on the money. Go Nancy.

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