Nov 21 2009
Astrology: a beginner’s guide
Our subscribers often comment on how Planet Waves horoscopes move with them on their journey. Said one recently, "Your insights bring me to tears, give me hope, make me laugh, increase my libido, encourage me ask the right questions, help me find my own answers. On this winding path we call life, that is precious beyond words." Another wrote, "For me, I find your work helps me to ground myself when I am being pulled in lots of directions. In part because there is a focus to your horoscopes, they build upon each other and thus allow me to reflect on what you've proposed." To get a sense of how Eric's horoscopes build on each other to help you navigate your path, here are the weekly horoscopes sent to our paying subscribers from July 16, July 23 and July 30. Note, this is premium content that we are offering as a sample of our work. More examples are here.
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Fuck the light bulb dude!, we’ve got other shit to attend to. We’ll just do it in the dark, fuck it!. It’ll take too long for your freakin’ mind! Oh my freakin’ god!! Drop it, let’s go. Alright, I’m fuckin’ leaving. (for now).
Kick-Ass, from a Sag..
Thanks for the laughter!! MUCH appreciated!
Love ya, Jere
Thanks Eric and Anatoly, that was a much needed good laugh. But to be honest I thought he missed his mark on Gemini – I know I could have talked the light bulb into changing itself!
Absolute riot…an over due much needed laugh….thank you
Loved this! A keen observer of his fellow humans. This fellow may not be an astrologer but he sure knows enough to be dangerously funny!
Eric – thanks for posting this! It gave me a much needed laugh this morning. Loved both the Leo and Virgo – so my mother and my roommate (they both have ALOT of Leo and Virgo in their charts)! And the Taurus wanting to reuse it or save it as parts for who knows what – SO my Taurus dad! And of course had a good laugh over the Pisces analogy….need to start trying to turn on more light bulbs with my mind!
Just got my Piscean post up – that raises the number to 6! I was wondering if you were going to add yours to the mix. Excited to hear how you’ve been experiencing all of our crazy astrology!
- Gen
and damn…. I just proved that the Bulb boy is right
ok, now I really feel bad about being a Cancerian…!!!
I think I found this googling my name. God in heaven knows what’s going to come up when you do that — don’t try it. I landed on of those websites that aggregates everyone else’s content and then sells ads had a bit of planet waves, a bit of everyone else, and this thing. The kid is hysterical. Taurus is my favorite one. Maybe it’s just that so many of them show up in my life…or that they’re so easy to make fun of. But the bit about the lightbulb maybe having a little more light left…
I don’t think he’s an astrologer, but some people just get it. A bunch more of his stuff shows up after the video. Feel free to post others here.
Hey speaking of astrology — Pisces, let’s get a move on your comments. I promise to add a few of my own, being a Phish myself, and proud of it. I really can change a lightbulb with the power of my mind.
As long as my assistant Sarah does it. (Lightbulbs are a special subject at Blue Studio. I think we have one for every sign.)
Sooo funny. Thanks Anatoly!
The Gemini piece made me think of my dearly departed Mum – HA! Doodeedoodee doodeedoodee! (No offense, spirit of Mum!)
And Virgo — praises be that my nitpickiness is offset by Sagg’s “Whatever, who cares-ness”
At least it better be!
