Astrology Today: Oracle for Tuesday, February 11, 2013

Today’s Oracle takes us to the Scorpio weekly for April 1, 2006

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So, the one strawberry says to the other strawberry, “If you weren’t so fresh last night, we wouldn’t be in this jam!” I use this fruit related joke to help explain the carnal nature that is often associated with Scorpio in plant-related terms. Also, I want to demonstrate that the way to communicate effectively with a Scorpio is to use a little humour. Also, to make the point that in reality, people born under the sign of the Scorpion, er, the Eagle, um, the Snake, well you know, your sign, are really sweet, like strawberry jam. And also, susceptible to flattery, because more than most people it really helps you if you feel like people like and approve of you. But as for that jam — if you stick around for coffee, butter and toast in the morning, you might discover that you’ll want to stick around a little longer. If you thought this horoscope was funny, you will definitely want to hear more of my jokes. If, on the other hand, you didn’t think it was so funny, you should still call anyway because like all Sagittarians, I’m always infinitely more creative when I’m rambling without a script! 0900-000-0000!

Note, The Oracle is a random selection from the Eric Francis horoscope archives. Each day we publish one entry from among the 10,000 in our database. It’s a little slice of horoscope history — but chosen by our Oracle program, which always speaks to the present moment. New horoscopes are published each Friday plus twice a month in Planet Waves subscriber edition and Planet Waves Light.

2 thoughts on “Astrology Today: Oracle for Tuesday, February 11, 2013”

  1. Thanks Eric, spilling all the Scorpio secrets again….I’m feeling naked here. Jam on the nipples is no sticky business.

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